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Road Rage 

Road Rage is a term that cover a broad range of behaviors that people exibit when they get pissed off while driving and tear shit up, smash other peoples cars, smash their own car and sometimes they will get out and beat the shit out of someone or they may get their own ass kicked (which cures some road rage). Basically a very stupid thing to do unless you video it and share on Youtube then it is okay.
Man I saw this guy get out of an 18 wheeler cause he had road rage and wanted to kick this scooter drivers ass but the scooter driver beat the shit out of the trucker but in the end the trucker caught back up with him and just ran the scooter over with the dude still riding it... Whats that? Oh yes it was very funny and fuck that guy why should I have helped him? He was under a truck okay....
Road Rage by saharadryhumor February 6, 2015
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Road House 

Beating, Spin Kicking, Open Hand Smacking or Back Handing someone just before you front kick them out a window.
Hey Jimmy, if you don't get on the phone right now, I am going to have E road house you down 3 flights of stairs.

or -Mikey, you should road house that guy if he grabs your girlfriends butt again.
Hey Miggs, why did you let that little kid road house you in front of junior?
Last night I roadhoused this wack job at the gas station because he thought his iroc z was sweeter because it had blue metallic paint- I smoked that fool
Road House by the dizzler May 6, 2010
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road job 

when on a long trip, your female companion provides sexual favors to help pass the miles, in particular a blow job.
three truckers did not notice my doing 75 mph while getting a road job from Sally
road job by geeman45 July 30, 2008

Road Rovers 

Pimpass old furry 'toon that sometimes comes on CN once in a while.
ME:
"Dude! Road Rovers is on Cartoon Network again!"

TV:
"Hello there, Mr. Fluffypants!"
"WILL YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING ME THAT!?"

ME:
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Road Rovers by FurryToon May 31, 2004

Road Rally 

A party, involving a scavenger hunt, where people would film, often ridiculous things
Hey did you go to the road rally on Friday?

Road House 

1) Losing ones mind in a fit of justifiable anger.

2) State of mind leading to probable disproportionate violent response to causal situation.

Typified by bug eyes, flailing arms, stomping feet and ridiculous primal screams. 5 year-olds often go Road House when told to eat their vegetables or they'll get no dessert.

From the Movie Road House, especially the end which culminates with Dalton ripping out the throat of one henchman and murdering the rest while hunting down Wesley.
Bill showed up just in time for the meter maid guy to laugh in his face after writing a parking ticket. Bill promptly went all Road House.

Bishopsumo went all Road House when some dipshit Urban Dictionary editor rejected his definition.
Road House by Bishopsumo June 21, 2009

road pickle 

"Thats A Huge Piece Of Crap!"
"Is That A Road Pickle!?!?, I Thought They Would Be More Impressive"
road pickle by I.P FUNNYCOLORS January 30, 2008