Recession

Adjective. Used to describe anything stingy or lacking.

Look at this recession biscuit. It's only got three chocolate chips.

by Amper&sand February 7, 2009

Shots Received

Recently, many people have been saying "Shots Fired," when someone gives a witty remark or serious burn. Now, if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of one of these burns, you can say "Shots Received."

Evil Friend: "Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

You: "Ouch. Shots received."

by Skinn Rols February 15, 2015

Reece

looks like ashton kutcher, really really hottt!!!

damn girl that guy looks like reece

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

recessionist

A person that steals anything they want to save money.

Now that I'm a recessionist, I steal whatever I want.

by "they shall call me noodle" December 2, 2009

Receive

To take something up the anal passage.

"I think he just received Ben!"
"ouch that must have hurt!"

by dee oh double gee April 10, 2008

recession beer

Any low-cost beer that middle-class folk are forced to drink during poor economic times.

Dude 1: "Milwaukee's Best Ice? I thought you were going to pick up some Red Stripe."

Dude 2: "Sorry, man. We're gonna have to settle for this recession beer until my portfolio strengthens."

by tralala12 March 17, 2009

fuck the recession

a term used by someone who is fucking rich and continues to spend big money despite a recession.

1. poor ass: hey dude you been spending big lately

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession

2. poor ass: hey dude we are in a recession

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession

by mc tee June 10, 2009