internet based new religious movement

A religion, recent in origin, that has been created using the internet as its primary means of expression and communication.

The Jedi Knight religion and Matrixism are two prime examples of internet based new religious movements.

by testeroni July 25, 2006

long distance relationship

A strong emotional commitment to another who is far away and often beyond physical access most of the time.

This is something that requires a great deal of maturity and emotion. It is only ever effective in the case of lofty strong loving relationships. In many many cases people can be far too simple minded or immature to benefit from a long distance relationship. If some one is more interested in intimate physical contact with others than they are in emotional bonding than they should not and will not function in a long distance relationship. But if both partners are very serious about each other for reasons beyond physical it can be very worth it because in that situation, one may find it impossible to be satisfied with a replacement relationship.

Bub: Bob, why the hell are you in a long distance relationship with her?
Bob: Because I love her...
Bub: That's so lame. There's so many hot girls here and you can't do anything about it.
Bob: I care about a lot more than that.
Bub: Whatever... you candy ass.

by rainman002 September 15, 2009

Long Distance Relationship

A relationship that is over distance. Although you two are very far apart and don't get to see each other often you talk every single day. This relationship can be very hard but it proves you love each other if you can still be together over distance.

They have a long distance relationship...so they don't get to see each other often.

by XxUnkownxX July 9, 2016

platonic relationship

When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.

Man: "I love you"

Woman: "I love you, too"

Man: *leans in for a kiss*

Woman: *magically turns it into a hug* "You're such a great friend."

Man: *is now in a forced platonic relationship*

by Emerald Grace August 4, 2011

Relax The Cacks

Have patience, wait a second.

Paddy: Hurry up with the dinner Mary.
Mary: Relax the cacks there Paddy, it's nearly ready.

by dtjesus February 22, 2009

Relimash

The best paladin tank on the server Shadowmoon from the game World of Warcraft.

Kilal-Did you see Relimash just solo tank icc10?
Guild-Yeah! He's the best we think he should be an officer!

by Relimash January 13, 2010

Textual Relations

To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.

My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!

by Bobby Crumbsnatcher April 16, 2008