race yourself

When a person mocks their own culture and/or is racist to themselves.

Indian Guy: Damn indians are hairy
Black Guy: I go outside, i can't even see myself man!
Chinese Guy: I love dogs.. They taste good!
Guy 1:I'm not racist, but i like mocking myself and my culture.
Guy 2: Oh I see, so you race yourself.

by WhysoBluSmurf? July 13, 2012

RaceReady

Preparing or being prepared for a race. Usually a bike race and involving practices directly opposite to those of professional athletes or the keen types who think they actually have a chance of troubling the scorers at the sharp end of the pack.
To be RaceReady requires as much dedication and determination that's found in your average Olympian.
RaceReady can also apply to your equipment, a muddy bike will only require a once over with a stiff brush to be fully RaceReady

Gorging on pancakes and coffee on the morning of an event or quaffing half a dozen light ales the night before would render the (non)athlete RaceReady

by mattmbr May 24, 2013

RaceAss

One who labels Human beings by racial classification. Someone who engages in Identity politics. An anti-Science person that makes or enforces race based policy. Someone that believes Homo Sapiens Sapiens have biological races.

They voted the RaceAss out of office. That RaceAss is so out of touch with reality. The RaceAss got fired.
Those RaceAss morons are teaching my children anti-science bigotry. Don't be a RaceAss, because the most willing ass always carries the heaviest burden.

by 8floz. November 18, 2020

Race Swap

/reɪs swɒp/
Verb:
Change the race of (usually a fictional character).

Noun:
An act of changing the race of (usually a fictional character).

Verb:

Phil: "Amazon just race swapped elves and harfoots in their LOTR spinoff."
Joe: "What? You gotta be kidding me! Can't they just create new characters?!"

Noun:
Amazon: "Lemme race swap your favourite characters"
Fellowship of Fans: "Methought that was racist."
Amazon: "NOT WHEN WE DO IT!!"

by Lone Lee September 13, 2022

Race Relief

Being the the only one in your group of a
different race so the group doesn't seem
racist

"Dude there's only one Asian guy, in that
friend group, he must be the race relief"

by AutisticAligator420 October 20, 2023

local racer

Someone who follows closly behind your car even though you are traveling at a resonable speed in an unfamiliar area. Usually on winding backroads where their knowledge of the roads allow them to drive at high speed.

"I was trying to find the party when a local racer started riding my ass"

by Beanoh June 27, 2005

offline race

When one is on facebook, gets a chat, and decides to quickly leave facebook in hopes of the other person assumes you just left before they sent the chat, also see facebook freeze.

Hey man, Jill just totally offline raced away when i chatted her.

by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011