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Vladimir Putin
Man of diminutive stature with enormous, usually nationalist chip on his shoulder. Vladimir Putins will attempt to combat the shame felt over their height and the disgraceful state of their country/countrymen by staging increasingly bizarre macho photo shoots, usually involving the persecution of a wild animal. The successful Vladimir Putin will usually live among peasants, and skilfully manipulate their base instincts to create an unassailable power base. The Vladimir Putin tends to become increasingly detached from reality in the absence of criticism from his subjugated peasant hordes, and finds himself driven to indulge in increasingly inappropriate behaviour such as singing, dancing, expounding the virtues of “Rep music”, and instructing the wives of world leaders to make cabbage soup. He will normally benefit from a complete absence of the concept of irony among his followers, allowing almost all barriers of bad taste and cringeworthiness to be smashed down without fear of reprisal.
Man of diminutive stature with enormous, usually nationalist chip on his shoulder. Vladimir Putins will attempt to combat the shame felt over their height and the disgraceful state of their country/countrymen by staging increasingly bizarre macho photo shoots, usually involving the persecution of a wild animal. The successful Vladimir Putin will usually live among peasants, and skilfully manipulate their base instincts to create an unassailable power base. The Vladimir Putin tends to become increasingly detached from reality in the absence of criticism from his subjugated peasant hordes, and finds himself driven to indulge in increasingly inappropriate behaviour such as singing, dancing, expounding the virtues of “Rep music”, and instructing the wives of world leaders to make cabbage soup. He will normally benefit from a complete absence of the concept of irony among his followers, allowing almost all barriers of bad taste and cringeworthiness to be smashed down without fear of reprisal.
I wouldn’t let your dog anywhere near that little weirdo. He’s a real Vladimir Putin. Before you know it he’ll have ripped his shirt off, sung heartbreak hotel and strangled it.
by AlexZondervan December 11, 2011
Get the Vladimir Putin mug.{n} A large purple dildo that old step mosters use and leave lying around the house. It is often used as a form of punishment for bad behavior that they use on their husband and step children.
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A Penis so small that during intercourse the recieving party cannot tell if it's been Put In.
The aggression an owner of a Putin displays is multiplied by a factor of 1 for every inch under 6ft in height. (Example: 5ft 1in = Aggression X 10)
The aggression an owner of a Putin displays is multiplied by a factor of 1 for every inch under 6ft in height. (Example: 5ft 1in = Aggression X 10)
"I was wondering what was taking so long, but it turned out he had a Putin."
"Vlad is upset he has a Putin, so he decided to invade Ukraine."
"Vlad is upset he has a Putin, so he decided to invade Ukraine."
by Scruffy McGruffy February 26, 2022
Get the Putin mug.Easily the worst person in the entire world that's currently alive. You could argue he's worse than Hitler and he's without a doubt worst than Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping combined. He ruins his own country and other countries at the same time.
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