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Public Dump

The horrific act where someone suddenly decides to take a massive shit in the middle of a public location, i.e. a public park, public school, or anywhere within the middle of a city.
I was mortified when I saw my elder brother take a public dump in the middle of the sidewalk... PU it stinks!
Public Dump by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014

public toilet wank

When someone, commonly named Joe, is desperate for a quick 15 minute stress reliever he will go anywhere to get the job done.
Public toilet wank (ptw)

Friend: oh where's Joe now, we need to leave soon.

Other Friend: oh I bet he's gone for a ptw

Public Library 

A place where you can increase your intelligence stats for free. You cannot fill up your hunger or thirst meter while entering this zone though. Here you will find many other NPCs but you should not waste your time talking to them since they prefer a quiet environment and will be provoked if your noise meter rises too much.
I'm going to the public library to increase my literacy stat.
Public Library by willywonkaboi April 26, 2019

public service announcement 

Public service announcment or PSA is a short animated or live action film used to tell an important announcment.
Dude 1:yo did you the public service announcement about drunk driving??
Dude 2: dafuck is public service announcement

public bone 

Having dirty sex in a public place
Jill: Carlisle, are you up for a public bone?
Jill reaches hand down between his legs
Jill: Yes. You. Are.
public bone by jilburf January 7, 2009

Public Pretender 

A play on the word, "Public Defender". Ya see, it rhymes...real original, right? Basically, this is a poor retched soul that usually just graduated from law school. Being an attorney at the pubic defender's office is probably the worst job a lawyer could ever have. The "PD" as it's commonly called, usually attracts a couple of different types. One is the rich hippie or Trustafarrian, a disgruntled lawyer who was "targeted" when he/she was younger, some stupid white kid that thinks they can change the world, an ultra liberal Harvard graduate, or some poor twerp who couldn't get another job quick enough.
Raymone: "Man, I gots-ta-get a lawyer."

Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."

Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."
Public Pretender by ArticChile April 15, 2008