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Phallus Professor

One whose fascination with the male reproductive organ never ceases.

They constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. Anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.
"Trent drew a dick in my workbook the other day". "dude, then he's a phallus professor and there's no saving him".
by we should kill teh bronies September 16, 2015
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dental professional

Super hot chicks at a dental office. They work on your teeth and usually respond to names like Cheryl, Cinda, Shelbey, or Kylee.
I have an appointment with my dental professional today. I can't wait.
by John's Smith's February 28, 2017
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Famous Professor Syndrome

When a lecturer in a college or university is either so famous or such a genius that he or she has lost the ability to connect with students. This makes their teaching style extremely confusing and careless and they may not even make it to every lesson.
"What do you think its like to take an acting class from James Franco?"

"Its probably all taught by TA's with occasional cameos by Franco. Its typical Famous Professor Syndrome"
by Argentarius June 27, 2017
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couch professor

Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.
This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.

Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
by Ping207 August 9, 2017
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Moderate professional

A moderate professional is someone that is moderately professional at something. Meaning professional but not as good. Especially if you are playing GTAV golf
Person 1: are you a moderate professional?
Ben: yes, yes I am
by BraxtonM06 October 1, 2021
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Pulling A Prof

1) To come on Xbox surprisingly, and ultimately reppin' a D-stain in the subsequent match.

2) An antonym for reppin D!P$3T.
"Yo, chris just pulled a prof for the 11th day in a row"

"Zoinkes! Weiner is pulling a prof!"
by xOrangeWeinerx February 1, 2010
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Shit-Pot Professor

A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.

A know it all.
Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."
by Rampant June 29, 2012
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