Proper fresh

Your physical look after you’ve Masturbated.

“He’s looking proper fresh after he came back from the toilet”

by Meatzilla123 January 15, 2019

A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.

Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!

by tmax805 August 25, 2018

Proper-wise

Only dumass people say that word

"Proper-wise you dumass, we dont use any accent at all"

by Yuri56 September 25, 2018

Proper dodgy like

It means to be dodgy/odd/weird/strange/faulty

That food was proper dodgy like kiiid

by theviv11 May 12, 2019

Proper Dodgy

Used to describe something, generally a person, who is suspicious or weird. If a proper dodgy person approaches you, you should run. They will come after you.

That man in the van outside looks proper dodgy...

by spaghettimanthemeteor March 29, 2020

proper fucking

To have every orifice filled sexually.

Morgan said give me a proper Fucking.

by Charity0219 March 22, 2020

Proper Gandalf

Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.

A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.

That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.

by Vemtrex September 10, 2020