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Prodouche

The name for an offspring of two people that everyone knows as douchebags, so the child is expected to be a super douche like them or just a regular douche, either way you're getting a douche for a son.
Joe: Hey dude, I heard Brad and Sarah want a baby
Mike: Really, shit they going to prodouche a smug annoying baby.
Joe: Tell me about it.
by Dumbinic December 7, 2009
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Prof Hoppin

The act of logging and logging off various Profiles or Accounts.
Damn i was Prof Hoppin all night to keep away from those people
by XVB November 22, 2010
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Profaizer

An antarctican hippie who does not smoke marijuana.
Man, that looks like a Profaizer.
by mailee617 January 25, 2011
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Profanistic

A lingusitic which can only be used for profanity and abuses.
Profanistic people are the real reason why the Indian languages lost their value.
by doodling June 30, 2011
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probophobia

(n) a mental condition, the essence for what is usually called "homophobia" in men. Women can have an altered form in some instances.

A probophobe is a person afraid of having anything vaguely penis-shaped, or something with balls attached, inserted into their anus.
The main symptoms are not physical, but mental; displaying themselves in a fit of pouting, screaming, or sign-waving directed towards homosexuals.
Extreme cases involve mumblings about "the gay agenda."

There is no known cure, but stands as a curiosity in the psychological world because, upon any manifestation of symptoms at all, the possibility of any anal insertion events whatsoever decreases astronomically. Still, the victim often lashes out at innocent but perceived offenders due to the paranoia related to not having eyes on the back of one's head.
She often complained about how her boyfriend didn't go to the club with her due to his probophobia acting up in the presence of men that could dance better than he could.
by Yitzhak Yitzhak January 1, 2013
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profandity

a statement both deep and obscene.
With intense profandity, he said: "Be who you are, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind....Motherfucker."
by jcat12 April 8, 2013
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profactinating

A form of procrastination whereby you look up random facts on the internet and share them with your friends to pass the time.
"I should've been doing my essay for the last 2 hours, and i'm just sitting here profactinating"
by jern December 5, 2013
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