Interplanetary Numeric Processor

A machine capable of killing off the population of the entire universe. Don't be worried, it's currently lost in the human mental enterprise.

Racist Jebediah: Holy crap! Hurry and get the interplanetary numeric processor to a safe place before it's too late!

Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!

by Threst The Robot June 10, 2009

NEBRASKA FOOD PROCESSOR

Created by some dumbass college guy in an Iowa dorm. The sexual act of having a sexual partner (usually a woman) eating corn. After eating the corn the other partner then eats the undigested corn out of the other partner's ass hole during intercourse.

"Dude, did you see the way Jessica was eating the corn in the cafeteria earlier? I'd definitely give her the Nebraska Food Processor."

"Dude, you're disgusting."

by UIU Speed Team January 30, 2022

Professional

Drunk.

Dude, we were so professional last night! Jimmy was so professional, he was sportin a tie!

by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 25, 2011

professional day

A "professional day" is a term used in often in Consulting and on Wall Street to suggest the worker will not be working a traditional 9 to 5 job, but will rather be working 8 to 6, 8 to 8, 7 to 7, 8 to 11, or worse. Outright saying that the individual will be working 10 to 18 hours a day would be illegal in many circumstances, so the term "professional day" is used to convey such a situation during employment interviews

employee: (leaving the office ~7pm)
boss: where are you going?
employee: (cautiously) home
boss: (indignantly) we work a Professional Day here, get this work done

by james10038 September 26, 2007

The Professional

Receiving oral sex while simultaneously using your partner's head as a means to roll a blunt.

I wanted to smoke before having sexual relations but she had to get up early. The Professional satified both of our needs.

by Mrk T January 1, 2008

Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16

The Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 is a processing chip that uses quantum technology instead of the AMD and Intel i3, i5, and i7 processors. This new quantum technology allows for 1.5 more tetraflops to be generated instead of the low 0.25 tetraflops in the AMD processors.

I got a new ASUS laptop that has the new Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 with 1.75 tetraflops!

by quantumprocessors July 7, 2011

processing

The act of leaving work at 3:30

I am going to pull a processing and leave work at 3:30 today despite my desk is full of work to do.

by concerned employer May 31, 2011