Plonk

When a person attempts to insert a flaccid penis during sex.

"That guy was terrible! He was too drunk and tried to plonk me"

by Butherface May 30, 2016

plinkety-plonk

too repeatedly whack someone on the head with a hammer.

`hey jim` `hey bob, guess what i did last night` `what?!` `i got plinkety-plonked` `wow, that must have felt good`

by plonker the donker September 15, 2017

Plonker

To be so drunk you're unable to remember the meaning of certain words.

Gerry: You were fairly hammered last night.
Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!

by gerbear85 May 28, 2008

phoon

a really fat gay kid that sweats all the time.

peanuts is a big phoon

by wbg May 29, 2007

Ploo

Adj. 1. To mess with somthing or someone
Plural Ploos to mess with multipal people or things

"Dude your plooing with my keyboard"

by Fiji September 28, 2006

ploob

A ploob is a power leveled noob. They tend to have high level characters and do not know how to play them.

For example, a high level character who has done nothing but power level to get there would be considered a ploob.

by Johnhead August 18, 2007

ploonkis

A little blue monster with one eye and one tooth he’s cute and you find him through the illuminate bc website- created by oabv and gsb

When it’s silent and you feeling devious say ploonkissssss

by gabethasuperperc February 23, 2023