jock your pies

1960's slang. Jock meaning "whack" and pies meaning "buttocks," this phrase translates roughly to "Hit you on the ass." More popularly known as "Fuck your ass."

Fred: "Hey Joe, wanna know what I did with your girlfriend last night?"
Joe: "Jock your pies!"

by Lost Snowguy February 5, 2009

Torrey Pines Sailing Team

A bunch of retards banded together to sail boats, who fight over retarded things, led by retards, funded by retards, and supported by rich retards

Did you hear about the torrey pines sailing team?
Yeah can’t remember the last time they stopped fighting and won a race

by Dipdip123 September 24, 2018

Pinese

(pronounced "Pin-S") 1 .adj- something kick ass
2.n- a sleaze bag or pervert also a comon word for a rather large penis 3.v-to do something with great ease or skill

1. "Dude, that weed was pinese!"
2. "That guy was a pinese, with a pinese!"
3. "You've got to pinese it."

by Shortbusvidz January 29, 2007

Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!

something you chant at fat people

ben iggo: yum pies

some guy:"Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!"

by Danman11 June 19, 2006

Pireland

The land where pirates come from.

Ahoy mates, you be from Pireland?

by Y! Dirty Bomb July 27, 2007

drain-pipes

Drain-pipes are these super straigt jeans that are normally tight and DON'T flare at the bottom. the best ones are dark colours. Drain-pipes are usually quite dear (well from where I am theyre very expensive!) these pants are NOT essential for emo's.

emo-boy 1: wow! check that emo kid!
emo-boy 2: what?
emo-boy 1: I wonder if he can breathe in those...
emo-boy 2: oohh, the Drain-pipes? probably not.

by Hannah Birchall September 25, 2006

Piers

A Piers Stratton is usually found in the wild. You must look carefully! Sometimes he hides in the bushes, but sometimes he hides in the grass! He wields no weapon but his stare stops all. Have caution if he appears in the wild with no adult, he can be dangerous and is known as a "sex offender" These people are not nice people, unless trained correctly. Training a Piers Stratton is difficult but, a well behaved Piers Stratton is usually the result of corporal punishment, this is where force (burning, punching, kicking anything of that nature) is used to instill good ideals in him so he is a better human. Some people believe that this is cruel but studies have shown that Piers Startton performs better at school when he is being beaten at home. If a Piers Stratton consumes alcohol the effects are shown are somewhat funny. He begins talking in slurs and if enough has been consumed has difficulty talking at all. This makes for some very awkward conversations. (Anon: Oh, Hey Piers Piers: ........urggg noooo)

Its difficult to sum up everything that a Piers Stratton can do in one example but alas I will try.

Me - Dude, look in the bushes its a Piers Stratton
Piers - (stares deeply for six seconds) WAAAAAAPAAAAAPAPAPAPA. Oh Heyyy Laura, I thought you were someone else......
Me - Ohh (WTF)
Piers - I would be trying to seduce you now but I was trained well!
Me - Well thats good I suppose (WTFFFF)(Getting more awkward)
Piers - Yes........... (drinks much alcohol)
Me - Are you ok Piers?

Piers - ..............blurglblrugl............(begins to dribble at the mouth)......urgrgjrigr.......(FUCK ME)
Piers - (slowly sinks back into the bushes in shame)

by Piers' Parentss December 6, 2013