Durty Pencil

When you ejaculate on a pencil and the stick it in a girls mouth so far that she can't breathe and then she dies.

I gave her a Durty Pencil last night

by Blackbanana*69 December 5, 2016

lil pencil

A dope ass rapper

I’d totally fuck with lil pencil

by Wee Wii November 21, 2019

Darth Maul pencil

When you make so many mistakes that your pencil eraser has diminished, therefore making that side of the pencil useless. UNLESS you break off the metal and proceed to sharpen the once eraser side of the pencil, making it into a double leaded, or Darth Maul pencil. Refers to Star wars episode 1 when Darth Maul is shown with a double headed penis-- i mean lightsaber.

Damn, my eraser's gone, might as well make this a Darth Maul pencil.

by GuamToKeyWest February 12, 2015

Penile Denile

A form of denile when one denies that his penis is small. Victims of penile denile regularly talk about how "large" their penis is, probably to convince themselves of it more than others even.

"Yea im pretty much half horse, if u know what I mean"- common phrase from victims of penile denile

by Fodges January 31, 2008

penilize

The act of drawing or otherwise rendering the image of a penis or a penis and testicles on something, usually someone else's property, as a means of playing a prank.

Damn, some asshole penilized my notebook.

by JSF87 April 26, 2012

Penile Bloodletting

Bloodletting of the penis, this involves it to soak and dry on a piece of paper to then be smoked. This is called penis blood cigarettes.

Atef - "ENGAGE THE PENILE BLOODLETTING"

by Atef Lord November 29, 2020

penile trust fall

This is when you are poised over a waiting hole and you yell “woooka wooka trust me babah” then thrust forward with all your strength. Your member lodged deeply within the hole the recipient will likely scream gasp or pass out briefly then be transported to nirvana where they will be instantly given orgasmic bliss and never again will they be subjects to complaints about the price of corn or the availability of oat derivatives used in the production of goat or duck semen.

Ed: I’m not ready for this

Joe: WOOKA WOOKA BABAH

ED: aaaaaaaarrerggghhh that hurts omg! Omg! I can’t …….. ooooh I’ve reached nirvana and suddenly I’m no longer concerned with my goat semen supply chain. Deeper! Deeper!

Joe: hell yes! Ima give you another penile trust fall when I reload my sac!

Ed: this is love.

by Ka05mau5 April 22, 2023