A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY
by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023
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by That irish bastered July 7, 2018
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by Tavor k September 4, 2019
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by iloveboys12 July 21, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. The Patrick Type Likes To Play Fortnite And Smoke Weed Like The Fat Cunt All Patrick’s Are, Being A Patrick Means Not Really Caring About This Snapchat Shit And Sleeping.
by Urban DicPics July 17, 2018
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by Lilycat1128 May 19, 2019
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