Patrick

Person A: "Who's that guy always talking about trains?"
Person B: "That's obviously Patrick."
by GlaoOfTheCentury69 September 07, 2019
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The guy that invites Vegans to his house party alone and tries to tempt them in to sexual favours using carrot sticks and hummus.

But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.
Patrick... you can’t say that....
by RealGurl April 24, 2019
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The biggest hoe slut you’ll ever meet
wow patrick is a hoe slut
by Quirkyjuulpod July 12, 2019
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A Patrick is a snake...plain and simple; typically a redhead who is tall. He can be overly dramatic and always try to get in your way. Don't be a Patrick.
"Did you hear how Patrick sent an embarrassing photo of Michael?"

"Yeah I know, what a snake move."
by Ultimate_Sexy_Gamer May 15, 2019
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patrick is one of the worst people you will meet. he will continuously embarrass the shit out of you in many public situations and might i add be one of the most cringey guys out there. long nights of playing fortnite and crying listening to XXXtentation and $uicide $quad will bascially sum up Patrick's days. Sorry dude, Patrick's aren't the best people out there.
Girl A: Ah I just dumped Patrick
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.
by surreal donuts October 21, 2019
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dude 1: Bro have you seen Patrick?
dude 2: Yeah bro he’s SO SUPREME
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Patrick is a weeb patrick loves a jojos and trys to bring back old dead memes
Patrick big weeb me not likey
by blue eyes white dragon September 23, 2019
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