parascoping

verb.

When one's penis goes though the opening of his boxers. Usually occuring when getting out of bed, or after sitting.

Dan: "Good morning Christy!"

Christy: "Dude! Fix your boxers! You're parascoping!"

by parascoper November 13, 2011

parashit

A prank that occurs when two friends are using stalls beside one another in a public restroom. The prankster wipes himself with toilet paper and then, instead of letting the paper fall into the bowl, he takes it and hurls it over the stall divider into the lap of his victim.

I was out with Craig and after the buffet we had to go to the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it? That sick puppy gave the green light to a parashit assault!

by chessthecat August 1, 2010

papas

documents given when your on probation

fucken po po's be fucken with me and i am on papas

by blazet February 12, 2004

panasonic

Japanese electronic equipment manufacturer. Their products lack the style of Sony's, but also the hefty price tag. They make excellent telephony equipment.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

parasecretary

A highly overpaid and even more highly underqualified legal assistant

That parasecretary of his really needs to get her roots done.

by I'msodone.com November 3, 2008

parasitic nematode

Insect parasitic nematodes are small, round worms that complete part of their life cycle in insects. Several species can kill insects in this process, and some are marketed as a biological control agent.

The use of insect parasitic nematodes to control soil insects, including many turfgrass and Garden pests, has received increased attention in recent years. insect parasitic nematodes are also know as predator nematodes, beneficial nematodes or entomogenous nematodes. They are sold under such trade names as BioSafe, BioVector, Scanmask, Exhibit, Oti-Nem, and Guardian.

i used a parasitic nematode rinse on the soil to get rid of a pest infestation.

by undernoticed October 26, 2009

toxic parasite

a questionably homosexual adolescent boy, that loves drama more than jacking off and his mother. He is a momma's boy and loves to feel sorry for himself. He loves and admits that he likes pissing his younger girlfriend off and makes her feel bad about herself. He cheats on her by hooking up with random girls and emailing them. He's to big of a pussy to tell his mother about his new "fling" with another woman so he emails her about it too (who the fuck emails anymore anyway?). Basically he sucks, and says he loves her but he doesnt at all!

Toxic Parasite: hey what did u do today?
Girlfriend: nothing just hung out with some friends.
Toxic Parasite: who?
Girlfriend: Oh hannah, sarah, jimmy, billy, and robert
Toxic Parasite: WTF!!!?? I CANT BELEIVE YOU?!!? I CANT TRUST U EVER AGAIN!!! YOU HUNG OUT WITH OTHER GUYS AND FUCKED ME OVER!

by yowatsup? November 24, 2010