parandian

a verbal blunder. garbling a word or mispronouncing something

having a lisp

Holy-!! That guy has a really bad parandian.

so i sdfewf-- whoops, i just made a parandian.

by God OWNS November 29, 2003

Critter Paranoia

Paranoia involving somebody thinking they see bugs and small critters (spiders, cockroaches, flies, fleas, etc) when there is nothing there, oftentimes involving fear of the bugs or critters.

Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.

Person 1: *checking all around their chair*
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.

OR

Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.

by Larentiah September 13, 2011

Paranoia Man

A future superstar of WWE. He is the Samurai for today. He will comes from Japan. His finishers are: "Paranoia Slam", "Mortal Kick", "X-treme Splash", "Dragon Spear" and "The Samurai Bow Lock". He will be the strongest warrior of the world with his unique fists and kicks.

by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003

paradoxial

When a paradox type event has occurred.

After traveling back through time, I created a paradoxial event by destroying the facility that would have eventually created the time machine with which I traveled back through time.

by lord joshua June 2, 2015

Paranormal Blactivity

(n) A black person who cannot dance

You see Steve Irkle try to dance?? Talk about paranormal blactivity

by instantramennoodles May 15, 2011

paranoia

the greatest player who ever played Tactical Ops used this name.

PaRaNoiA fucking owns

by Lee March 1, 2004

Paranoid Racism

Fearing people of a different race that are behaving in a normal fashion. Believing that because they have a different skin color they are intent on committing a crime.

I can't believe you called the cops on your neighbor who was just walking his dog. You are suffering from paranoid racism.

by PennSnape June 9, 2022