Panda Express

When you are raped by a gang of angry pandas.

John was never really the same after he got the panda express.

by Chris October 27, 2008

Panda Bangs

Bangs that curl over the forehead, while not actually making contact with the forehead. Stronger then diamonds, can deflect bullets and other strong forces.

Wow, Abbey has crazy Panda Bangs, she must be invincible

by Callixtus March 27, 2011

Panda Bangs

Panda bangs are bangs that curl over the forehead and down into the upper eye socket. Usually hard as steel, if thick enough, diamonds.

Wow, Abbey has mad Panda bangs, she must be invincible!

by Calixtus March 25, 2011

Panda Change

In Chinese culture, the act of the male head of the household passing on to his children how to protect the village from a panda attack.

Mi Lim, did your father ever talk to you about the Panda Change?

by washighsatnightfosho March 22, 2011

Panda Bear

A term used by gay men that describes a husky, gay, asian man.

Alexander is a total rice queen, he especially loves the big guys. He is all about those panda bears.

*Related to bear- A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.

by Awok13 March 29, 2012

The White Panda

A pair of DJ's that dress up in panda suits for shows, known for making sick mashups.

The White Panda managed to make fitty cent sound good... damn.

by intonym October 14, 2010

Panda Porn

Type of film or video, usually shot on location in West Central or Southwestern China, that chronicles the amorous coupling of a male and female Giant Panda. The footage is then shown to Pandas living in captivity who have limited interest in mating. The hope is that the action will turn the pandas on and/or demonstrate to the male what he should be doing so that a natural mating might occur. Panda females are only in estrus two weeks out of the year, and the males are often too preoccupied with other things (i.e. sleeping & eating) to want to mate.

The staff at Washington D.C.'s National Zoo decided to show Mei Xiang and Tian Tian some smoking panda porn... really happened, google it!

After a long afternoon of watching panda porn and munching bamboo, Gao Gao tracked down a hot bitch panda and got his freak on.

by PandaFanatic June 25, 2010