Glasses skank

A person who buys/wears glasses for no purpose other than they think that it's fashionable. Their eyesight is not impaired in the slightest, and they usually take the form of your generic skank, hobag, whore, or just all around bitch. Its like getting braces for fun when your teeth are really fine. (this obviously doe not apply to sunglasses, which are another matter entirely).

Girl - "Oh I didn't know Vanessa had glasses. Did she used to wear contacts or something?"
Other, more observant girl - "No, she's just a glasses skank, as you can see by her too tight, ripped up shorts and overly dyed and straightened hair."

by Wordsofanobscureteen June 7, 2010

Hangover Glasses

When you wake up in the morning and your face hurts so bad, probably because you ate 9 softshell crabs and washed them down with Chivas Regal. Then proceeded to take on a "CatchPhrase" tournament followed by "Mad Gab" them if winning wasn't enough you decided to dominate a game of Eucher.
After a night like that you will need to wear a pair of sunglasses to deal with the reality that it is so bright outside that it feals like your face is melting off.

Guy: Hey Steve Whats with the sunglasses?

Steve : They are my HANGOVER GLASSES!!

Last night was so awsome I cant even remember it.
The light is so bright I have to protect my eyes from burning out of my skull!!!!!

Guy : ? But your watching T.V.....

Steve: Hey, Im just keeping it Regal...

by The Reverend Gov. June 6, 2010

glass case

An imaginary store for the the 'images' of beautiful/desirable/exotic women. In the manner that a collector would mount specimens of, for example, butterflies, iguanas or cats, in a glass case.

Nator: She's one for the glass case!
Me: Mate! She's a shocker. She's both crispy and wispy.

by Sam T W April 12, 2008

looking glass

Mirror or reflective medium

Reflected reality in a looking glass is not unlike virtual reality in cyber space.

by Hercolena Oliver March 23, 2009

break the glass

To pass a point of no return; to do something irreversible.

"Flirting with your room mate's girl is ok, but make sure you find another pad before you break the glass and sleep with her."

by tagged October 21, 2007

sex glasses

the glasses worn when you're so horny you view anyone as a possible sexual partner, even people you wouldnt normally consider sleeping with.

"i was so desperate last night, i had my sex glasses on and would have fucked anything"

by fuckbucket April 7, 2005

Perving glasses

Closely related to sunglasses, perving glasses are purchased for the intended use of spying on sexy girls without their knowledge. Perving glasses have dark lenses so that the user can see out, but nobody can see where their eyes are looking, making them ideal for scoping out hot ass and not having to look away when the owner of the hot ass looks at you. They are best used when facing parallel to the girl, while not facing directly at her. The eyes can then rotate in their sockets to focus on the fine details of the girls body.

Lizzy turned to look at Thomas. However, she had no idea he was staring at her sexy ass, as his eyes were hidden behind perving glasses.

by Psycho15 February 6, 2009