OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.

Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015

Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October

When you want to nut in November so you do this.

Fuck No Nut November! Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October it is!

by LazuliStar June 7, 2020

Carroll Obsession

When someone becomes so obsessed with another person that they stalk them and show up at their house. Once shut down, they then create a web of lies to trap the other person.

"Did you ever get rid of your Carroll obsession?"
"No, I can't get her off my mind. I think I should stand on her coffee table and declare my love."

by CHACHACHA69 May 22, 2010

obsession

someone who is sickly addicted to thinking about you and what you are doing, and making everything you do about them.
they never get enough of the thought of you in their head, it’s never ending.
they’re obsessed.

joan has a complete obsession with gresa did you know?

by ahahhaahdidilie April 4, 2020

Obsessed

nah i’ll go onto my new acc, make a gif, get it verified n comment it on all ur posts

"I am so obsessed i will make an alt get it verified and post clown gifs on your instagram"

by Daniel122863 December 5, 2024

obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.

Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

obsessed

yes

obsessed

by Someguy68 August 4, 2021