obvlol

Abbreviation for obviously lol (lol meaning laugh out loud)

Amy: Are boobs the best thing ever?
Niamh: obvlol

by Narnah January 22, 2014

Oblivious Cock Block

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

Obama’s last name

One of the most mysterious questions that still remains unsolved

Guy: hey do you know what’s Obama’s last name is?
Other Guy: nobody knows

by Gokeez September 14, 2019

T.C.O.B.

Taking Care Of Business. As used by the character Mac in the television show "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia."

Harry: Yo chief! What are you up to now?
Chief: T.C.O.B.
Harry: Shit yeah. You be bustin' heads?

by Good_Old_Jerry May 26, 2010

oboist

A person who plays the oboe. Must have a lot of patience and a lot of skill. May play in the pit or color guard during marching band season. Sits directly in front of the conductor in concert band. Can always be heard in an orchestra. May sometimes have trouble remembering that reed knives can NOT be used to injure or kill other instrumentalists. Is usually very sarcastic and usually has a short temper. Get to know one and you'll have a friend for life.

"The oboist has really imroved over the summer; she doesn't sound like a dying duck anymore!"

by ~*Alyssa Marie*~ November 18, 2006

obamapilled

A well known democrat and the person who brought back football

Loser: Did you hear that Trump brought back football?!
Intellectual: NO, Obamapilled brought back football!

by Polite_pigeon October 12, 2020

Obet

Obet.... Obetttttt, this man is a freak in the sheets. He can get any girl he wants but watch out his emotions control him. His love is so powerful, once he commits he is ALL in. His love for his family is sacred, they are #1 above all else. Obet is a true friend that has your back through everything, but don’t take him for a wingman because he will steal yo girl, he can’t even help it. He is a born competitor, which is blatantly displayed in his sports, academics, and throughout his career. Nothing gets in his way.

Did you just see that look Obet gave me?

I’m preggo

by TTU2020 July 22, 2020