Nelson Dicks

A rather retarded cross-dresser who does love to smoke cock (and the random cigar at times). Gets his meals by looking through other peoples rubbish bins.

Old condoms

by Nelson's sexy Aunty/Uncle Cock March 22, 2004

silly dilly willie nelson style

the act of ending any phrase or comment with "silly dilly willie nelson style"

Jizzon: You guys ready to play some golf.

Peezy: Oh for sure. I'm gonna slap them, "silly dilly willie nelson style."

by Vipeezy May 21, 2008

Nelson

A lover of buttcrack. A faithful companion of cracks in butts, everywhere. Will love your buttcrack even through the hardships that it may face. Through life and death, through sickness and health, the Nelson will be there, to guide your buttcrack through the toughest times. You can always count on the Nelson to look out for your buttcrack.

" I'm so glad I have a Nelson in my life.. what would I do without my Nelson? "

by Cinna bunonmy elmo September 20, 2009

Nelson

To sneak quietly out of the office by tiptoeing and having your computer sign off after you leave.

"That was the best Nelson ever! I didn't even realize you left!"

by Joanie in IQC January 28, 2009

nelson factor

Nothing ever goes ones way, always screwing up no matter how hard you try. Extreme case of Murphy's Law...

Take a perfect situation, and against all odds, it heads south real quick. For example, the nelson factor is being new in town and hitting the legendary trophy buck that all the local rednecks have been persuing for years, with your car.

by Jim Stern November 22, 2007

washed up willy nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arrousment in a short period of time that it is unable to carry on in its current physical state

"i had sex with three hoes and my wang has been limp all week

by adam is a sexy SOB February 18, 2005

Kentucky Full Nelson

why'll laying on your back have your sister in a full nelson and have anal sex.

The Kentucky full nelson. Pinned ya sis!

by i have a giant January 23, 2010