Newton

1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus

2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)

Newton may have thrown Hooke’s picture into the fire.

by Fluthy February 2, 2020

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 29, 2024

Sir Isaac Newton

Sir Isaac Newton is one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them.

He also invented Gravity and Calculus.

He is also still alive till this day.

Person: You know who Sir Isaac Newton is?

Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?

by SirlsaacNewton May 7, 2023

Cam newton

A guy in a perpetual state of being turned against his fans, and his fans turned against him during most of his time in Carolina by the people who wanted to run him off.

Cam Newton was in good with fans for a couple of years in Carolina, then things started going wrong.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Newton’s Cradle

The equivalent of a motorboat for guys. When a woman motorboats a mans balls vigorously. Often s

Dude, Jess gave me a mean Newton’s cradle the other night, my nuts haven’t been the same since.

by Big jig March 6, 2020

Newton’s Nuggets

When two gentlemen’s balls smack together during a round of double penetration

“I don’t know Maggie... Terrance and Quagmire seem really upset with each other after their Newton’s Nuggets last night. I don’t think they’ll want to go with us to Main Event this Thursday.”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020

Newtons 5th

Newtons 5th denotes that for every great attempt at a difficult boss (for example in FromSoftware's Soulsborne series) several poor, or even shitty attempts will follow.

Man, that was such a great attempt, watch out Newtons 5th gonna be invoked.

Dude 1:Dude, that attempt was dogshit.
Dude 2: Yeah, Newtons 5th
Dude 1: yeah!

by Pro_Moriarty June 23, 2024