Muzzleloader

The act of blowing cocaine into a girls anus, then proceeding to have anal sex.

My dick was numb after doing the muzzleloader to that girl last night.

by alwaysdabbin April 30, 2016

muzzler

A muzzler is someone who's failing at simple tasks.

If I'm a muzzler then I can fail at cooking potatoes for an example. Everyone can cook potatoes but I burnt them so I'm a muzzler

by AgreeableThinker52 October 10, 2016

Muzzleloader

the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.
last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that pussy i gave her the wet bandit

Last night I gave Meredith the ol’ muzzleloader.

by joyoustangus October 13, 2023

Idaho muzzleloader

When you take a freshly chewed dip of Copenhagen mint long cut and put in in another males anus. Then use your penis as a ram rod to shove it in.

Charles spit his dip into Dan's ass and whipped out his penis with the quickness. Dan was officially Idaho muzzleloader.

by 2pesk July 26, 2022

Mississippi Muzzleloader

A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.

The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.

"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"

by PhatRob August 31, 2022

Mississippi Muzzleloader

The act of packing your ball sack into a woman’s asshole using your dick as the ramrod.

I gave my cousin Sara a Mississippi Muzzleloader yesterday after church.

by Y0 N3PH3W. January 5, 2023

Diabetic Muzzleloader

When a woman with low blood sugar is lying on her back being skull fucked, and the man pulls out, places a snickers bar in her mouth, then thrusts it down her throat.

Did you hear about Shelby last night?

No, what happened?

Justin had to do the diabetic muzzleloader last night.

by Big debby March 1, 2023