lip lock on the love muscle

Fellatio. Oral sex on the male member

Rita lacked work place skills but wanted to keep her job so she regularly put a lip lock on the love muscle for various managements' members

by Hojoh October 30, 2006

table muscle

someone's huge belly.

You see bronco def's table muscle? I bet he weigh 350 and could stay at the buffet all day long!

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

holy muscle of love

A penis(i.e. the cock, dick, shlong, one-eyed monster, whatever other 1000's of names you may call it).

(Three gay Catholic priests and the local gay Catholic bishop are preparing for a four-man sex orgy in a secret chamber in the church)

Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*
Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*





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by Mark H September 30, 2004

munckle

comes from the word 'monkey skull'
where the head grows out at the back so you look like a deformed fucker. !!munckles may cause bullying!!other forms of the munckle are the garfunckle, trifunkle, quadruncle, ect.

shayne has the biggest fuckin munckle on the back of his head. no wonder no one likes him.

by agoyne!!! February 11, 2007

carpet munchers

A woman who likes to munch on other chicks pussy's, (their carpets).

Those bitches are hot, but i heard they are carpet munchers.

by Pears... October 13, 2005

muncie

Land of nowhere located 55 miles NE of Indianapolis.

The hometown of Ball State University.

Population 70,000

muncie is about the dullest place on Earth.

by [e-mail] March 26, 2007

muscle-fuck

V. To exceed the necessary effort required to complete a task, resulting in damage or malfunction.
Adj. Can be used to describe the state of something damaged, abused, over worked, etc.

1. I was tightening a bolt, and to be certain it was good and tight I torqued it a bit extra and I muscle-fucked it. I snapped the head off the bolt.
2. Don't muscle-fuck the lid on the mayonnaise jar! Someone might want to get in there some day.
3. I had to replace the driver's side seat because it was completely muscle-fucked.

by PieceOfLighting May 15, 2006