by MsLovelyLady12 March 12, 2012
I'd been walking for 17 days. I had water but no food. The hoofprints seemed to be leeding nowhere. Then I saw it - I just had to eat that mule shit.
by robcraine March 15, 2004
A slow ugly creature that carries the weight of ALL the gender's on it's shoulders to walk to the ends of the earth only to realize there were only two genders. Usually hates white males and bathrooms as the mule was no longer able to mate after holding in piss so long that it's sexual organs exploded.
by Dat Guy Who Like YO Mama February 23, 2017
The perfect man who is extremely kind, gentle and loving to everyone. Patient with others, good with all children, teenagers and adults. There is a serenity, or calmness about him, no moodiness though he's got some sass in him....or tempers flaring. He cares deeply and shows this by the strong embrace or hug when greeting or even just saying goodbye to someone. He is not judgemental or patronizing, but genuine in relationships with everyone. This is a rare person, there are not many out there, but there are a few who are pure in heart and honestly close to perfection..even if he only likes pink circus animals to snack on😜
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