hood mites

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Clitoral Lint

Girl: "You can play video games after you eat me out!"

Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."

Girl: "Tha fuck?"

by Jordan P January 16, 2017

Moesky

Moesky- n Slang term for motel

I took that hoe to the moesky last night.

by kariim August 24, 2005

Foot-molestation

When an individual goes out of his/her way to touch your foot with their own foot, but they do not pull their foot back. He/she will hold their foot against the victim's foot for an extended period of time, thus making this foot-molestation. It is a very unwanted and unpleasant experience for the victim. It is usually a sign of homosexuality when both parties are the same sex.

After the incident occurs you feel defiled and dirty, and can't get the unpleasant queer feeling to go away. It's completely normal, it takes time for the effects to go away.

(Soldier 1 touches Soldier 2's foot under the table)
Soldier 2: Ew, I'm filing sexual harassment according AR 216-2.5 which covers all aspects of foot-molestation.
Soldier 1: No, please don't tell on me, I'm your sergeant.
Soldier 2: Fuck, why did they have to let fags in the army.

by MikeHunt1987 July 5, 2012

Bezzie mates

The way Katie McGrath encovers Lena's homosexual behavior towards Kara.

''Oh, they're just Bezzie Mates''

by Gay~trash March 30, 2017

Child molester

1. Someone (usually over 18) who has intercourse with minors (sometimes without their consent)
2. A dude who is creepy as fuck

Billy: Dude, did you hear that old man Steve is registered as a sex offender?
Timmy: That’s because he is a fucking child molester. Remember when he had oral sex with Jimmy when he was 12?
Billy: Oh yeah, what a pervert.

by Some.Random.Bitch June 2, 2018

molester bumps

1.n: A form of mollescum given to someone by a molester.

The doctor said the molester bumps were caused by my Aunt Vag touching me as a child.

by Remy Martin September 5, 2007

Hetero Life Mates

Two people of the same gender and heterosexual orientation who decide to be each others life partners, but asexually; living together but unromantically.

Diane and Mary decided that if they were unattatched by the age of 35, they would move to NY together and be hetero life mates.

by anon December 18, 2004