Anal Moss 

When two participate in either anal sex or doggy style and the pubic hair of the one performing the penetration rubs against the anal region of the one recieving the penetration.

Woman: your pubes are like moss.
Man: It'll be anal moss in a minute

Anal Moss by Johnny Cumlately August 7, 2006

Admiral Moss 

Coined by old sea dogs, Admiral Moss is a term used to describe incompetence in relation to anything nautical.

‘I felt totally unsafe whilst this guy is at the helm, he is a real “Admiral Moss”’

I have just bought a new submarine, it is called ‘the Admiral Moss’

“ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD” – oh god we are all going to be ‘Admiral Mossed’

Admiral Moss by Commodor Carter November 18, 2007

Fingers Crossed Fingerbang Kate Moss 

It's a saying said when you wish to wish good luck for something.

Man: Babe I really hope it doesn't rain tonight.
Woman: Yeah, me too, my outfit will be ruined.
Man: Fingers Crossed Fingerbang Kate Moss
Woman: Fingerb-who? What?
Man: Chill it's jus a sayin, for the cool kids.

Fingers Crossed Fingerbang Kate Moss by Lord Kato of House Stargaryen October 24, 2017

cunt moss 

Cunt Moss is the grassy substance that forms on the vagina when an old woman becomes wet, but does not engage in any sexual activity, because she's old. It also means she's dirty because cunt moss only forms when the old hag forgets to wash, and the mold and moss starts growing.

The woman is so old, and so ugly, I bet she's got cunt moss.

Dude, I was about to bone this MILF the other day, but I couldn't get over the fact that she had cunt moss! (Note, that cunt moss will never ever form on a MILF, so your friend is probably exaggerating the hotness of the old woman when he tells you this story.)

cunt moss by FRAjeff May 14, 2008

Righteous Moss 

nice hair, cool haircut

Dude, righteous moss!!

Righteous Moss by Brett Pingree January 19, 2004

irish moss drink 

A crappy jamacian drink that is supposed 2 make you hyper and giveb you a boner. I found both to be false

Jamacian: Eh mon, dat irish moss drink gave meh a raging boner booyyyyyyy!
Jamacian 2 :u i be impotent boyyyy!!!!!!
Jamacian: OHHHH NOO BOMBACLOT!!!!!

irish moss drink by edward penishands February 15, 2008

Just moss 

When somebody is doing something idiotic or outlandish, and you wish for them to return to a normal state of mind, you command them to just moss.

Freak: OMG teh cops are here

Guy: Guy, just moss

Just moss by Possibly_Jesus December 8, 2009