Mong

Bad slur Emma says a lot

My sister used to call me a mong

by Emmasaysbadslurs February 4, 2022

Bucket mong

A shit labourer useful only for his ability at filling and emptying buckets of mortar for bricklayers or tossing rubble into a skip. Usually found with a rolled up cigarette standing against a shovel

‘Oi, labourer, I need some bricks and mortar pal sharpish’
“Wait while I have this cigarette”
‘Fuck that, we need some stuff you bucket mong.’

by PissedUpBrickie May 17, 2018

mong off

Another way to say go away, fcuk off, get lost.

I wish you would mong off and leave me alone.

by F A B Scott May 19, 2006

Oblivion Mogul

A pubescent teen boy who over enjoys the game oblivion: The elder scrolls a little too much by becoming an in-game rich resident of his now controlled country of cyrodill. He uses the money cheat, dupes, downloads expansion packs from acquantices's hard drives, rights letters to Bethesda, and maintains an odd scrunge of cheese at the meeting points of his mouth. Also makes friends watch for hours on end his wealthy and strong character. Also feels sympathy for in game NPC'S, as well as excessively reading strategy guides while making bowel movements. Also finds the need to keep soda and other beverages outside the refrigerater while using the space to place un-used footballs.

You here that mike wrote a letter to bethesda?

Really?

Yeah.

About?

Advice for battlehorn castle DLC.

Is that a little far?

Yeah, a tad pathetic.

Well, he is the Oblivion Mogul.





Also, a famous quote:

I... am... going... to... be...

AN OBLIVION MOGUL!

by irishseatbelt January 4, 2009

Mong

To relax, chill out, 'veg' out, do nothing of importance or use but purely to rest body & mind.

I'm absoloutely exhausted so I wont come out tonight, I'll just stay in & mong.

by anodenzyme August 19, 2006

Mingus Dew

A spin-off of mountain dew from the cartoon series sealab. Used as slang for mountain dew. See also niggus dew

I think I am going to have me a miiingus deewwww...

by 666 July 28, 2003

Monguin

The crossing of a monkey and penguin as designed in the comics strip created by two geniuses in Washington Township, Michigan. Not to be confused with a mongoose, because whoever made that up is not paying attention obviously.
Also an aol screen name.

Matt Smith's Screen name is Monguin69 for aol and yahoo.

by Matt Smith March 6, 2007