modernartzi

a person who believes modern art should be burned

man: i'm off to see the tracey emin piece called "everyone i ever slept with" i've heard it's stunning

modernartzi: stunning! it's the biggest pile of rubbish i've ever seen, it's fit only for a bonfire

man: oh, you've seen it then?

modernartzi: no, i don't need to

by billy1221235 November 7, 2011

Post Modern Writing

in recent litreature, an excuse for terrible writing, with no-coherence/sense. sprinkled with pop culture references to things like, corporations, fashionable drugs, celebrity and religion in an attempt to be 'relevant'. usually a lifetimes supply of worthless overdrawn metaphors and name dropping mordern artists. such as escher. oh and name dropping nietszche wins you 20 cool points to wear on your girl pants. ends up being a bunch of self loathing, pretentious garbage.
found in those 'arty' magazines.

"the pain. how we loved our kfc but like a darkness hidden behind the stripped soles of our empty lives, like a broken a kandinsky in a broken frame, our faith was lost in the consumer driven race for our forgotten dreams like hope like doves"
that my friends is an example of Post Modern Writing, if it makes sense to you, email me

by flakesvolkstar November 9, 2008

Modern Warfare Workout

When someone thinks they are working out when they do various workouts during intermissions between Call of Duty games.

COD player: Whoa that was a good game, okay i gotta go take out the trash....

Other Player: Your pathetic everyone here knows your doing sit-ups you lazy sack of cum!

COD player: Sorry it's my Modern Warfare workout.

by Mr. Adominals of Steel January 15, 2010

cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit

A world renowned FPS for the XBox 360 (fuck all the other systems that have it). It is widely known for its more commonly used abbreviation, COD4 (pronounced cod four). The true abbreviation is COD4MGFS, or cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit

Bill: Hey, Bob, wanna play cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck shit?
Bob: No, not now. I'll stick with Gayho 3.

by kaio ken x4 February 2, 2009

Cuckhold(modern day )

A cuckhold is a married man who enjoys/encourages his wife to enjoy sex with other men! Often he is bi-sexual& sometimes crossdresses-His role is to make shure his wife enjoys herself with or without him present! Wife has contol of both his& her sexlife! Husband is usally very subserviant& enjoys it!

I'm a cuckhold to my wife& allways looking for boyfriends for her to enjoy thier company in& out of bed-She allso likes to keep me dressed fem as much as possible& enjoys watching her "Boyfriends" use me sometimes!

This is the Real "Cuckhold(modern day )"

by cuckholddon January 13, 2013

modern rock

Modern Rock is music with a progressive beat, typically consisting of guitar, drumset (and other percussion instruments), vocalizations. It is typically favored by those in the 16 to early 40s age group and particularly by Collegiate musical observors."

Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Dido, Within Temptation, Breaking Benjamin, OURS, AFI.
Modern Rock is a style of music.

by ashleysl May 15, 2007

call of duty modern warfare 2

The greatest game ever created by infinity ward. It takes over your life and you will probably will never get laid. The further you get in to the game the more it eats your life away. It has a good storyline an d the graphics are gorgeous. And xbox live will change you forever. It whoops halos ass and killzone 2 looks like shit compared to it. If you want to play just add me on xbox live.... grandeRoOsTeR94

Dad: Come on son its time for your moms funeral

Son: Leave me alone DAD! im on a 24 killstreak...will they have call of duty modern warfare 2 at the funeral.

by grandeRoOsTeR94..(xbox live) April 16, 2011