mard

A mard is a female simp: this woman chases a man who doesn't have the same feelings towards her.

Person 1: Hey, do you see that girl over there?
Person 2: Yeah, I recognise her!
Person 1: She is such a mard, she been mardin' for that dude Jack who is always ignoring her smh!

by OriginalName34753 April 30, 2020

mard

MEGA HARD = MARD

"dont lecture me bout how mard my name is!"

by purplebach January 28, 2010

Mardi bras

A women wearing no actual bra but is body painted to look like she is wearing a bra or top. Naked but for body paint
Very popular at Mardi Gra.

brasmardi bras

by steve down under July 25, 2011

Mardigerous

Created by a person baked out of his skull via crack. Mardigerous has no meaning and is simply used to confuse people. It's used as an adjective.

Dude, why are you so mardigerous?

by Zero One Six Four November 20, 2004

mardraploop

a poop so big you can't flush it with out breaking it up into smaller pieces first with a plunger or toilet brush

lol omg plz i just droped the biggest mardraploop ever and my anus is bleeding

by kevin October 15, 2004

mcard

Mcard is the mobile phone version of the already existing 'e-cards'. The mcards are purchased via mobile phone networks WAP sites, downloaded to the mobile and then sent via MMS straight to the recipients handset.

Mcards were originally created by a UK company called Sharpcards Ltd in 2004.

For example mcards visit your mobile phone networks WAP site or log on to mcards website.

by Sharpcards Ltd July 25, 2007

Mardie

The handsomest of all men. A sweet, kind, wonderful and pure soul. He is considerate. Generous. The kind of person you want to always keep in your life. He is purely wonderful.

Come meet Mardie. You'll never meet anyone so pure.

by User 837324 November 7, 2020