miniten

A Tennis-like game played at nudist resorts. Instead of tennis racquets, wooden paddels are used.

by fisk September 20, 2003

Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.

"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"

by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009

maintenance blow job

Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.

I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.

by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 14, 2014

Maintenance tug

Quick handjob for maintenace purposes

I gave him a quick maintenance tug so he would quit trying to fuck me.

by Wordperv April 27, 2016

Mitten Frost Job

Mitten Frost Job is the act when your partner puts Ice into a sock or mitten and jerk your penis with it rather it being on your penis or it be your partner wearing it on their hand and jerking.

Hey Ophelia, i think I saw Kadoc get a Mitten Frost Job from Anastasia.

by HayhauntsHonths September 29, 2018

Minden Ontario

minden is a small town in minden Ontario, best known for its excessive use of heroin. It’s also very sexual and overrun by crack addicted teens. Overall it’s a very shitty place

-where you live bro?
-Minden Ontario

-oh damn that’s shitty

by Kuntykennie January 15, 2019

Mittenz

Mittenz is a soft and furry friend who you always need in your life. She is special and will always look out for you. She needs lots of love, she is irreplaceable, precious, and sweet! If you dont love her right, she wont be able to function right. She will not give up though! She is a social friend and she will forever make more long lasting friends! She is very much a little rascle! She steals spots, but also hearts! She will always accompany you! Even when you are sad! Make sure you know that there is no friend like Mittenz!

Person: Your pet is special!
Owner: Yeah, her name is Mittenzp

by Oof That Hurt November 1, 2019