minst

(of something) which is the smallest or the smallest amount that exists, is possible etc.

Marie decided to live a life with few material possessions but she really pushed it to the minst by selling all her cloths and shoes.

by olig91 June 13, 2021

midtown

The most STUCK UP SCHOOL OF SNOBBS IN ALL OF HUDSON COUNTY!

those girls are from midtown,dont talk to them.

by kittybomb May 4, 2005

mindstool

Lame hacker, self-proclaimed King of Toolspeak, aka foolspeak.

Mindstool pretends to be band members and everyone believes him. How lame.

by matt October 2, 2004

mindstein

Mindstein is that guy in your group with the dumbest ideas ever, the one who believes themselves to be super smart when in fact they are a couple of IQ points north of dryer lint!

A person who comes up with extroidnarly convoluted plans, that would NEVER work.

Neil: “Ah Christ, here comes Bob I wonder what lunacy mindstein has in store for us today!”

Example 2
Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!

Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

by Legba300 November 27, 2013

The mids

When someone is not fully retarded but only halfway retarded.

Alex is acting stupid today, I think he might have a case of the mids

by Mr.C.E.O June 29, 2016

Minstrel

Sexual performance of ejaculating in someone's eyes, then excreting feces onto their face and then rubbing blood over their mouth.

"I performed a Minstrel last night, I cumed into the eyes, shat on her face and rub my bloodly dick over her lips"

by Bruce campbell2 October 20, 2008

midtext

When two people are text messaging or instant messaging each other with the same subject matter and the messages cross at near the same time. The person that receives the message first has to decide whether or not to finish the message or start a new one saying that that was the message they were in the middle of sending. Often abbreviated iwjitmostmty (I was just in the middle of sending that message to you) and, followed by a mutual lol.

I got your message earlier; I was actually midtext of sending you the same message, funny.

by hood4u September 5, 2007