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Special Master

One of Trump’s kinks. He likes to have his special master to look through his stolen documents, Melania’s nudes, and Stormy’s pink panties. Colloquially it can be used when you want some one to watch, preside over and referee a particularly nasty sex act.
Can we appoint a special master to watch when I shit on your face? Just to make it fair?
by Jumpluffs September 2, 2022
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im bout to bomb this master hill

camera man-what is your name
marty mcfly williams- marty mcfly williams
camera man-and what are you about to do

marty mcfly williams-im bout to bomb this master hill
by F-22 Airplane April 19, 2021
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Flaming Master Falcon Grip

When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.
Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg

Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!

Chick: wat????!

Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!

Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
by cockjuggling thundercunt August 26, 2009
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Sandal Master

The son of David Larson, an Olympic swimmer. Sandal Master is always seen wearing sandals, (or chancletas) no matter what occasion. He also cannot be as athletic as his father, due to a golf cart accident long ago.
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Halo: The Master Chief Collection

Your whole entire fucking childhood thrown into a box for just 60 bucks. Oh yeah it also comes with access to the Halo 5 Beta and has an MLG playlist, what more could you ask for? If you own the MCC you will be the coolest kid on the block, guaranteed.
Jimmy: Hey Paul you faggot 1v1 me on Halo 2 right now
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy
by A Cool Kid IRL October 16, 2014
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PC Master Race

A facetious term used to claim the superiority of gamers who use personal computers, coined by comedian and video game critic Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. Generally used to mock people who take the PC-console divide far too seriously.

Often contrasted against "dirty console peasants", an equally jocular term.
"Consoles are so much better than you PC nerds. You can like, hook them up to TVs instead of just monitors."

"Except you can totally do that. PC master race, buy an HDMI cable noob."
by muejhemh April 7, 2013
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the master chief sucks at halo

one of the best halo-driven comedic videos on youtube, a must see for any Halo fans
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo
The Master Cheif Sucks At Halo 2
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3

make sure the author/director on the first and second ones is DigitalPh33r and for the last its Machinma
by IAmTheTruth December 9, 2007
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