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metaroom

Our lord, our savior. Awesome music artist. Major respects.
I found a Metaroom the other day and I turned it in to animal control.
by largemcsecret February 19, 2021
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Metrobating

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.
After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.
by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023
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Fuck Meter

The amount of exitement exerted by the female during sexual intercourse; the intensity of sexual intercourse
When I fucked that dude, my fuck meter was turned off.

Your fuck meter is off the charts!
by ChanMan415 October 20, 2008
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old metro

an age 18+ guy who is in love with himself, uses hair dye to make his hair multiple colours (like brown and blonde at the same time) uses 1000kg of hair wax every day, waxes every part of his body and dances like a fag.

an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.
a: mate, that guy with blonde hair is a pretty old metro.
b: yea no shit, he needs to grow up already
by br0dyyy April 29, 2010
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Brew Meter

The amount of brews (drafts) it requires to mac a certain biddy. If the chick is on the uglier side, she will be higher on the brewski meter, meaning that a bro would need to drink more beers in order to respectively mac. If the bid is a complete babe then a sober bro will suffice.
TDog: "Yo Chaz, how high is this chick on the brew meter?" Chaz: "She might take around three cold brewski's to chafe the biddy." TDog: "Thanks Bro"
by wut a cool dude December 27, 2011
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Ass Meter

A scale - typically between 1 and 100 - by which an individual or group is measured, based upon how much of an ass they are being.
Stop picking on me - you are at about a 75 on the ass meter right now.
by JSlo November 20, 2013
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social meteorology

Finding out the weather in your area by scrolling through your newsfeed on facebook, instagram, etc.
I'm so glad social meteorology informed me that it snowed last night.
by grammarnazi71 November 21, 2016
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