Max

Max is the most sweetest, cutest and handsomest boyfriend you could ever have. The best boyfriend in the entire universe, in my opinion. His smile will brighten up your day in an instant if it’s all grey. He gives the best hugs and will always have your back.
If you ever have a Max in your life, don’t ever, and I mean EVER let him go.

“Hey, is that your boyfriend? What’s his name?”
“His name is Max!”
“Well, if it were me, you should cherish the moments you have with him.”

by SachiNatto26 September 25, 2019

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Max is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.

Max is always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

Max is a Loser...

Also know as Dumb Fuck, Idiot, Fool, Dumb Ass, Dick Head, etc.

by Hottest man aka humberto January 2, 2020

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Super hot loyal babe, opens and responds in seconds, best body in his grade, hot, fucks men named Mikey

“Holy shit you’re really going to town on Mikey! Is your name Max?”

by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021

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Max is one of those people who can't shut up. He/She constantly bothers people.

Max won't stop talking to strangers.

by Lol nigga bitches11 April 20, 2019

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Max is an amazing, caring, handsome and completely loveable boyfriend and person. He is selfless, cute, and extremely adorable. He likes to act tough around his friends and family, but behind closed doors he is a big baby. You will love him with all your heart and not regret one thing while you're with him. He's so sweet and considerate, he gives great hugs and most likely has an amazing, pretty big penis. My Max has brown, coarse, curly hair and is a genuine human. He has a great lips, beautiful green eyes, and a strong body. He will help you through anything, take care of you, give you a bunch of love, and wipe your tears when you cry. He's a great family man, boyfriend and best friend. Hold onto him, he's perfect. He knows how to fuck and he's an amazing kisser. He's awkward and worried at first because of his past relationships but will eventually learn to love again and worship the ground you walk on.

"Did you know she's dating Max?"
"No, really? Wow, what a lucky girl."

by am baby November 10, 2020

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