Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)
Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.
by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016
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Marry maid

A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.
He has children but he is still gay because he has a marry maid.
by Rabbitx369 February 23, 2022
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Dominican married

When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!
"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."
by Kaybeejohari January 07, 2017
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Marri

probably a genderqueer person who is very gay.
by extraextraicetea February 23, 2017
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Marri

the cutest person ever! they are so sweet and draw you pictures <3
they often care for you, and always want to keep you happy!
if you ever meet a marri, keep them close to you! 🐰🍀
did you see marri's new post? they're so cute!
by keigos March 08, 2023
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Marris

Omg mary and harris’s relationship is such a marris!!!
by Crazigals November 06, 2017
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Marri

Marri is a player but is very loyal if he likes you, he is a football player and is a prodigy. He is nice and has a good personality and will never give up.
Marri is a cool funny person, Marri will take your girl
by Marri Moody November 19, 2023
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