Monster Cookie

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.

Do you want a monster cookie?

by asdfasdfasfdasdfasfdasdf May 12, 2011

hormone monster

Maury, the horny hormone monster from Big Mouth

"Fallopian, that's a savory word." - Hormone Monster

by XO Nigga May 7, 2018

Munchie Monster

Any person that has large weight gains while having the munchies. They usually go straight for the fat foods such as Twinkies and cup cakes, once they find your food your out of luck. They also tend to leave some pleasant surprises in your toilet, so it's best to let them outside once their done eating.

"Max just ate 24 boxes of lucky charms, boy is he one big Munchie Monster"

by No§ March 23, 2010

Underpants Monster

The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.

Zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab-ass)

Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!

Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!

Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.

Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)

by AKKKHMED May 30, 2009

Monster Muff

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.

Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.

by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009

Park Monster

An individual who regularly uses hallucinogenic drugs in suburban neighborhood parks.

"That Cunningham kid is becoming quite the park monster these days..."

by BekVicious December 18, 2009

Shot Monster

The act of taking filling two shot glasses with alcohol, dumping them both in your mouth, and then holding the glasses over your eyes like goggles and making monster noises. Usually a residual amount of alcohol will actually pour into your eyes and your eyes turn bloodshot and burn and you'll start actually screaming. This is knows as "Full Monster".

Bro 1: Rawrrr I'm the shot monster!
(vodka splashes into eyes)
Bro 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Full Monster)

by ShotMonster September 5, 2010