loose donkey

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself

dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody

by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013

Loose turkey

A loose ass

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!

by Lex looger December 20, 2019

Loose necropheliac

A loose necropheliac prefers to blow-dry and stretch with lube the labial majora of an inpatient at a morgue preferably after closing.

I couldn't invite Herman to the holiday party because everyone suspects he is a loose necropheliac.

by Wet toot November 27, 2017

Loose Lippen

the femal version of "free ballin"
not wearing any underwear thongs panties etc..

she has no underwaer on at all!! shes loose lippen

by wilberttr4 November 3, 2008

Loose Mitten

Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.

After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.

by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009

Loose noodle

When someone’s personality is shifty.

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight

by Dickmuncher96 June 20, 2018

cheap and loose

carefree and relaxed

I get cheap and loose in the hot tub

by my wife cheated April 13, 2023