An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"
by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020
Get the Lava lamps mug.la-la-la lava, chi-chi-chi chicken. STEEEEEEEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN, yeah its tasty as hell. OOOOOOhhhh mamacita now your rigging the bell. Crispy and juicy now your havin' a snack. OOOOOh super spicy is a LAVA ATTAAAAAAAACK!!!
by Jamos2727 April 22, 2025
Get the Steve's lava chicken mug.When you take a bowel of lube and microwave it, stick your penis in it, then ram your girlfriend with hot lube on your penis, yelling Krakatoa.
by Lava obsession November 8, 2018
Get the lava bomb mug.When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.
by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025
Get the Lava shits mug."One time I havld to use the bathroom and I walked in on Sabrina and Cassie Mexican Lava Cakeing in the handicap stall"
by Satsuki Kiryuuin June 2, 2018
Get the Mexican Lava Cake mug.A type of chicken served at Steve’s lava chicken shop. It is cooked in hot lava and has a crispy, juicy, taste. It’s super spicy and it’s a lava attack.
L-l-l-lava, ch-ch-ch-chicken
Steve’s lava chicken yeah it’s tasty as hell
Ohh mamacita now your ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy now your having a snack
Oh super spicy it’s a lava attack.
Steve’s lava chicken yeah it’s tasty as hell
Ohh mamacita now your ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy now your having a snack
Oh super spicy it’s a lava attack.
by IAMSTEVE1130 April 30, 2025
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