lance armstrong

a term used for the purchace of a half sack of weed.

Tommy:"hey man im all out, can i get a lance armstrong?"
Shawn: "yea dude. Stop smoking all your shit so quick!"
Tommy: "Some one should of told that to Michael Phelps!"

by DrgDlr420xx September 10, 2009

Lance

The quick insertion of an insult while giving a complement in which the complement outways the insult.

Your really look nice today, how far along are you?

You so got lanced.
L2

by Weareclackers...... March 14, 2014

Lance whose last name begins with L

Big homo, the lover of big cocks, the commander of multiple ballsack regiments, any Lance whose last name begins with an L has had many homosexual experiences involving himself and well endowed barnyard animals

"Hey is that Lance whose last name begins with L???"
"Yeah, you don't wanna talk to him. He's kinda gay"

by boobietoucher2000 March 8, 2010

Lakewood Lancer

Any graduate of Lakewood High School in Lakewood, California.

Backstopbob was a Lakewood Lancer from 1962 to 1964.

by backstopbob July 30, 2008

Literal Lance

Someone who takes things in a literal context; someone who can't joke

Dee: She's a big fat whore!
Alex: But she's not even fat!
Dee: Stop being such a Literal Lance!!!!!

by shaken'bake June 17, 2009

Lance Armstrong

See cheat.

Lance Armstrong is a cheat.

by billthecat January 21, 2013

Lance Bass

A big faggy boybander who rules the world, sorry.

Come out, Lance Bass, you giant homofag.

by Adrienne June 16, 2004