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Kirk-Blocked 

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.
Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.
Kirk-Blocked by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022
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Kirk Hammett 

THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)

Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).
1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.

2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!
Kirk Hammett by Anon♡♡ February 2, 2023

Kirk Hammet 

One of the best technical guitarists who plays for the band Metallica. He started off in a garage band called "mesh", then Exodus and Joined Metallica in 1983. He does ripping solos and playing at lightning speed.
Metallica would be nothing without Kirk Hammet. James Hetfield is a great guitarists and all, but Kirk Hammet superior
Kirk Hammet by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023

Kirk Crappins 

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.
Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!
Kirk Crappins by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Kirk off 

A mean version of buzz off relating to star trek
(When a bird is anoying)
Kirk off” Crow!
Kirk off by Sla8 May 17, 2025

Kirk’d 

Getting your shit blown out in front of a crowd
Dang Charlie really got Kirk’d at that rally
Kirk’d by Double01 September 11, 2025