jump aling

To act scared for no reason

Behaving scared on a regular basis; A paranoid person; to react to an encounter like a B•tch is to be a Jump aling.

by Transparent Perspective January 23, 2014

Jumping Cactus

When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind

I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.

by eshsurbandic May 10, 2019

jumpers jump

The youtubers by the name of Carlos and Gavin. They sometimes have special guests. They have a podcast and talks about theories and other things.

Go watch Jumpers Jump new video

by daddychill 0123456789 July 15, 2021

Jumping the Doodle

The act of double handed masturbation under the guise of playing doodle jump.

An example of the trick in action:

"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".

by Reginald Vasquz June 19, 2010

mong jump

paralympic sport for absolute mongs. current world champ: Jamie Smith

go and practice the mong jump you fucking spastic.

by mong1234 December 15, 2011

jump and dump

When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.

(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)

Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump

by Sketchy S November 5, 2017

busted jump

a busted jump is a jump done by the band busted, in which they hold a guitar and jump really high, bending their knees behind them, and often trying to hit a chord at the same time. Really good fun if you have to coreograph a dance at school and nedd to fill a few counts, just all do busted jumps!!

I think that we should all do a busted jump now, even if out dance is a slow and emotional ballad...ROCK N ROLL!!!

by theuniqueme February 16, 2005