Jonhave

A thing or person, or feeling that jon has had before, now ya acting like him, when i be that , done that, now i am watching ya all

Yo , that guy is hot
yo , that is a Jonhave, dont be like Jon marz

by Jesus chucky God April 2, 2011

Jonah Special

Sticking your fingers in a girl's (or guys, whatever floats your boat) arse, before shoving the fingers down her throat

holy shit, i just Jonah Special ed her.

by Jonah123456 October 7, 2011

Jonah rogers

A great and loving guy who aboslutly belongs with a girl called anna. Hes smart and funny and is the perfect guy for her. A jonah would never leave a girlfriend, thats why hes the best boyfriend.

jonah rogers- Wow that anna is Really sexy!
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner

by Interuptingcow2 December 17, 2012

Joachimeme

The act of sharing cancer from youtube so everyone can listen to his own cancer.

OMG why did you joachimeme us!?

by Alexnortung December 5, 2016

Jonah Boner

Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".

Remember Jonah Boner from highschool?

Jonah Boner helped me today.

by skytar December 5, 2017

Jonah Kahn

Jonah Kahn is

A young boy who easily contracts STD's. He has approximately 8 STD's at the current moment.

Jonah Kahn has many STD's

by AntiFern February 7, 2018

Joachlen

If you have them as a friend you are very fortunate they are kind,funny,and smart and are willing to commit to a relation ship but if your a jerk to them don't be surprised when they curse you out!

Hey Joachlen,how are you doing

by DeadBodyInTheSuicideForest! May 31, 2018