Jersey Sparkler

A long slender effeminate joint rolled with multiple papers and minimal marijuana. If resembles a sparkler because it is so thin and burns so quickly and little lasting impact.

Los, stop rolling Jersey Sparklers.

by GF Bocce Champ July 23, 2012

Jersey Miker

A certain someone who is an employee at Jersey Mike's Subs whose entire social life revolves around working at Jersey Mikes. All conversations include something about Jersey Mikes and/or working there.

Example of two Jersey Mikers at school:
"Dude did you see me wrapping that sub the other day?!"
"Nah bro I was to busy sprinkling."

by Ste-eve November 6, 2013

Jersey Nail Job

When a woman, most likely with her name in gold around her neck and big hair, digs her long fake nails in to a mans ass while performing fellatio, leaving bloody nail marks.

"Dude, my ass has claw marks from hanging with my girl Snookie last night!"

"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"

by Cherry Hills July 22, 2014

Jersey Squirts

The act of defecating on train tracks

After a wild night on the town in Trenton, Karen got a bad case of the jersey squirts.

by See-Dubs September 4, 2014

jerseycut

Trumping your partners WINNING card during a round of spades. The JerseyCut is used to take your partners winning hand and take control of the round.

Smitty learned the JerseyCut while playing a game of spades with Rick. OR Smitty used the JerseyCut when playing with his partner Rick; Smitty wanted to take the book during a round of play so he JerseyCut him.

by LaoTzu1111 January 10, 2015

Jersheshwara

The term coined to call a jersh. Can be heard with their peculiar "Ah ah actually" phrases. Also known as "thani vazhis". Need to be belted occasionally and are sometimes a big pain in the ass

Lersh: Bro this jersheshwara needs to be nicely belted daa.
Dersh: I'm in bro im in

by ThaniVazhiCult November 25, 2019

Jersey Shit

When you gotta take a shit so hard the clothes start coming off.

"Hey man, is Joey ok in there?"

"Nah Christapha he's been takin a Jersey Shit the past few hours".

by XL43 November 23, 2020