A name for a boy name Jeamy pronounced Jimmy. A wild card of sorts, likely stains the sheets and it’s not because of semen you pervs, he stains the ceiling with that. Still gets bitches and is probably fucking yours right now. Has the audacity to swallow frogs and an accent thats like some sweet southern sugar ;). Can break anything even his own dick but he’ll fix it so it’s better than ever before. Has driven backwards with his dick flopping outside the window and still flipped people off at the same time. Has a thing for Margot Robbie but will honestly put his dick in anything even the microwave (and turn it on). In conclusion, he’s an alpha and if you meet him, remember that footlong you ordered from Subway—is his dick.
by Yaweno October 25, 2019
Get the Jeamy mug.Jerimyah is a funny kid. Tall but yet still finer than any other boy you’ll ever see. Loyal. Fast runner and good at almost anything u bring his way. Doesn’t wanna come in to strong but yet wants to get close. Really cute no matter how he looks. Friendly. Lovable😍. Freaky but won’t really do anything with you. Good sports player. Not scared to be friends with people that no one really hangs out with. And there’s so much more to find out about him/his character so stick around.
by Period💕 March 22, 2019
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Get the Beef Jerky mug.A champion's champion. Natural born leader. Proud but not arrogant. Loud but not boastful. Intelligent but not demeaning to others. Considerate but not a kiss-ass. Can touch his nose with his tongue & fondle a girl's tonsils while kissing, but knows when to hold his tongue & not speak. Has the patients of a Saint, unless some asshole is tailgating him. Chiseled pecs reminiscent of a Greek Statue. Balls of steel & of course, a nice fat cock!!! Women long to be with him, desiring to feel his powerful hands so delicately & gently caressing their quivering, naked bodies...... most men feel this way too.................
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"...Bond. Jeremy Bond."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Jeremy's."
"Would Jeremy be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
"Jeremy always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
"...Bond. Jeremy Bond."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Jeremy's."
"Would Jeremy be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
"Jeremy always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"
by badass143 February 6, 2010
Get the Jeremy mug.God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!
by Nate June 13, 2003
Get the Ron Jeremy mug.You sneak into your best friends bedroom while the're sleeping. Take their eyeglasses from the nightstand, and WHACK OFF the best load of pancake batter you can offer onto both lenses. Quietly depart.
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Ferdinand realized right away when he couldnt see the alarm clock that he was the victim of a Murky Jerky.
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