Just jerking your gherkin

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting

Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!

by LordBone January 9, 2012

jerkin the gerkin

Slang For Masturbating}

I caught him jerkin the gerkin

by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017

Jerking Off

When a man gets his dick so hard and he’s so horny that he takes it out of his pants and starts jerking it so much. He also likes to finger his ass and jerk off with other people on Omegle and he then shoots cum out of his penis and licks it

Tom was jerking off in his room, until his sister walked in and asked to join him.

by Daddy966969 March 27, 2019

herkin and jerkin

In a nervous state, one who moves his/her neck about, as if independent from the body, in a circular eratic motion.

Do you see the way he was herkin and jerkin when the boss came in?

by Col. Clark March 7, 2008

Leeroy Jenkins

A lesser known Russian God, worshiped for his brave actions regarding dragons. He is also praised by gangs of latino chess players, for his amazing strategy.

Praise Stalin and also Leeroy Jenkins for they are our Gods.

by Banzaar Gypsytooth Farrader November 29, 2011

jerkinhead

Adj.; One who professes the act of self-stimulation through different methods on a daily basis.

"Just a long shower my ass! Dave's such a jerkinhead."

by Dan J. Smith January 17, 2008

barnacle jenkins

when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob

drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night

raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins

by taineekewbinpeenus January 9, 2011