by JailBagel69 August 12, 2020
Get the jail bagel mug.Jahmilia is the funniest Girl you met and the most loyal one.
She is sweet but a little bit spicy.
She will do everything for you as long you are real to her.
You can trust her but don’t break her heart she will destroy your life
She is sweet but a little bit spicy.
She will do everything for you as long you are real to her.
You can trust her but don’t break her heart she will destroy your life
Jahmilia is so beautiful
by UNUSUALLY November 27, 2020
Get the jahmilia mug.An Amazing, beautiful, and smart girl. She is very witty, funny and honest. She won't lie to you if your feelings are at stake. These girls are hard to find so if you meet one friend her quick.
People always think she is arrogant or a hot cheeto girl but she is actually nice and lovely.
People always think she is arrogant or a hot cheeto girl but she is actually nice and lovely.
Dude: Who's that girl you were with?
Dude2: Who Jahmilia?
Dude:She’s fine but she is probably too good for me
Dude2: No,but everyone think that
Dude2: Who Jahmilia?
Dude:She’s fine but she is probably too good for me
Dude2: No,but everyone think that
by UNUSUALLY November 27, 2020
Get the jahmilia mug.For the guys who failed No Nut November and want a chance at redemption. Once it hits 12:00am on New Years day you can't nut again till 12:00am Feb 1st. No free passes, the same rules apply as No Nut November. All failure in nutting will result in being sent to jail for life
by Cqueso December 18, 2019
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Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
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Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
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by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
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guy 1-"Damn man look at that girl, shes fucking mad hot."
guy 2-"Dude dont think about it, shes jail bate."
guy 2-"Dude dont think about it, shes jail bate."
by Kev Nice March 20, 2006
Get the jail bate mug.Usually occurs while farting or "break"ing wind. During a windbreak a small unassuming turd seizes the opportunity and sneeks out while the door is open (so to speak).
I can't believe it, but I was out crop dusting in the hallway yesterday and had a jailbreak, so I had to visit the restroom for a cleanup on aisle 5.
by Chas501 August 21, 2008
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