Jigger Nigger

Jigger = Measurement of volume
Nigger = Black person
Jigger Nigger = Black Coffee

Excuse me, Waiter? May I have a Jigger Nigger?

by That guy playing with himself June 2, 2010

Jigger Slunt

the most offensive word in the english language; means Jew, Nigger, Slut, and Cunt all in one.

Girl: OMG did you hear Justin Beibers new song!?!
Boy: Why would i listen to a song written by a Jigger Slunt.

by WinkyGuitarPlayer March 4, 2011

Jager Leakage

A stinky wet fart or wet-farts that result from drinking too much Jagermeister the night before.

Man A: Dude that stinks, have you shit?
Man B: Yeah sorry, too many Jagers last night
Man A: Dude, sounds like you have Jager Leakage.

by reckless-abandon March 5, 2011

jager madness

A temporary state of combined insanity and stupidity brought on by to many jagerbombs, or combining jager and tequilla. Basic motor skill are there but brain function is cut by 75%. Symptoms include trying to sleep with every woman around, thinking you are the authority on every subject known to man, and the inability to focus on a task for longer than two minutes. Most of the time also accompanied by an undeniable need to dance to realy bad music. You will not remember anything in this state the next day but be assured it will be well documented by your friends to make fun of you later.

guy1 "Dude you know you were in the middle of a fatty sanwich on the dance floor last night right. and I am pretty sure the girl you made out with was old enough to be your grandmother"

guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"

by sabue November 10, 2009

Jägertooth tiger

This highly banterous name, originating from Tonbridge School, is bestowed upon a figure wise beyond beers, who is well known for often donning their lashmina or indulging heavily in bangers and lash, particulaly at Bar Fusion, resulting in the occasional and hilarious chunder dragon. Akin to an MBE for services to drinking, but better. Also commonly referred to as a ginpin.

Man #1: So ____ I heard that you had quite the weekend?
Man #2: Yehh boi ! Did the Circle Line pub crawl and got so hammered that I ended up going over to this midget, giving him my sock and telling him "Dobby, you're free"
Man #1: Mate it sounds like you earnt some serious man points that night...From now on you will be known as the Jägertooth tiger

by Yehhhboi290643 April 8, 2013

Jägerpagne

Courtesy of Lord Simon Usher, the beauty that is Jägerpagne was first issued out of nessesity over Christmas 2012, London, Soho. Initially a mere celebratory drink to commemorate the heartfelt commercial blasphemy that is the coming of Saint Nicholas, Jägerpagne was drunk first with nothing but noble intentions.

As anyone who has tried the drink - one part Jäger, two parts champagne - will tell you however, any sense of festivity will soon be one of a mere memory; sweet, or less so.

"Jesus, did you see Maurice today?" - "Yeah, he was tanking Jägerpagnes last night." - "Ah right, rookie mistake."

by Furbi October 30, 2013

Jäger-Sip

The art of "sipping" Jäger-Bombs instead of simply "bombing" them.

Originating from a bar in Co. Limerick, two semi-alcoholics discovered that Jägermeister and Red Bull are not only a great combination for getting completely intoxicated, they also provide the taste buds with a delightful experience. Therefore one should sip their beverage, allowing them to savour the flavour whilst also getting "#Hammered".

"Conall what drink can we have that tastes nice but will also get us pissed?"

"Jäger-Sips."

by 1.... August 14, 2014