the Iowa

\Noun\

•when you fuck your partner with a corn stalk in a corn field at a slow pace whilst listening to slip knot. All is done is done whilst wearing a polo shirt with Khakis.•

All is done to match the white, yet boring and somehow chaotic vibes of the small state.
Other names, Child of the corn

1: “Hey Harry? Wanna try doin The Iowa later”
“Dave...you’re my cousin”
2:”yooo dude me and Stacy did The Iowa last night”
3:”it got awkward at that festival so I did The Iowa an got outta there”

by Hari the beautiful biCH June 25, 2020

The iowa wet willy

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.

Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.

by The magic man gone rogue June 22, 2021

Postville Iowa

A Joint rolled with the thickness of a cigar. Must contain at least 4 filters, 2 papers, and 3 different strains.

Hey Ian, you should come over to my place this weekend so we can smoke this Postville Iowa!

by Sman927 August 8, 2024

Candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81

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Candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81

by Reninu March 15, 2025

candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81

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candidate Iowa House of Representatives District 81

by Reninu March 15, 2025

Marshaltown Iowa

Full of train tracks, wannabe gangsters, and the whole town stinks because of a JBS pork processing plant.

Marshaltown Iowa is worse than all of Ohio.

by Travon the 3rd April 2, 2025

The Iowa Game

(noun) An excuse to drink with others over a shared connection during the Iowa Hawkeyes game instead of being sober and professionally networking with that shared Iowa Hawkeyes connection.

“Honey, sorry I can’t be designated driver right now, The Iowa Game is happening! Please drive us or get us an Uber as I double fisted Hawkeye and Malort each for the third time at this dive bar!”

by FundedByBurritos March 26, 2026