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apple intelligence

apples much criticised AI that was released when iOS 18 and the iPhone 16 family dropped. It didn’t do what it promised but isn’t going away any time soon. It’s gotten better since then. Apple sort of cheated by using chat gpt to make it seem better.
apple intelligence feels like the rabbit r1. An AI that failed to meet expectations and underperformed. But it has since improved.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 11, 2025
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emotionally intelligent

the ability to recognise and understand others people’s emotions as well as your own
She understood his feelings because she was very emotionally intelligent when it came to dealing with these issues.
by meliaja September 26, 2025
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neurodidactic intelligence

An artificial intelligence system that integrates principles of neuroscience to enhance its learning, reasoning, and instructional capabilities. Neurodidactic intelligence is designed to leverage neural processes—such as cognitive development, memory formation, and neuroplasticity—to improve adaptability, understanding, and the effectiveness of knowledge transfer and retention.
CheckIT Learning is powered by neurodidactic intelligence, allowing it to adjust its teaching strategies based on how the brain learns best.
by EducationAnchor - PAM October 11, 2025
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intelligence

The ability to think, reason, and understand instead of doing things automatically or by instinct
Her intelligence blew everyone away during the debate; she didn’t just regurgitate facts but actually thought critically about the issues at hand.
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025
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Emotional Intelligence

Demonstrating care for the dumb shit that women care about.

Not to be confused with intelligence proper, emotional sensitivity, or other nominally related concepts, emotional intelligence has nothing to do with intelligence. Nor does it have anything to do with understanding emotions. Rather, emotional intelligence is the practice of assenting to a sequence of tearfully-delivered truth claims about the world one lives in solely on the basis that a woman "feels" that such and such is the case. Historically, emotional intelligence as a concept emerged as a type of estrogenic cope for middling IQ statistics and the general inability to engage in sound reasoning without the impediment of emotional hysteria.
"Men lack emotional intelligence!"
"Women have superior emotional intelligence!"
by call your father October 26, 2025
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Artist Intelligence

The tongue-in-cheek backronym for AI, referring to the phenomenon where AI is replacing human artists in creating read: generating images
With all this talk about Artist Intelligence, it feels like every time I turn around, a new AI is taking over the art world—what's next, robots designing our tattoos?
by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025
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